The trouble with your brother / he's always sleeping / with your mother / and I know that your sister
missed her time again this month / Am I talking too fast / or are you just playing dumb? / If you want
/ I can write it down / It should matter to you / but aren't you the one / with your razzmatazz and the
nights on the town? / oh-oh-oh / Oh you knew it / and you blew it didn't you babe? / I was lying /
when I asked you to stay / now no-one's gonna care / if you don't call them when you said / and
he's not coming round tonight / to try and talk you into bed / and all those stupid little things / they
ain't working / no they aren't working at all / oh / You started getting fatter / three weeks after I left
you / now you're going with some kid / looks like some bad comedian / Are you gonna go out / are
you sitting at home / eating boxes of Milk Tray / Watch TV on your own / aren't you the one / with
your razzmatazz and your nights on the town? / oh-oh-oh / And your father / wants to help you
doesn't he babe? / But your mother / wants to put you away / Now no-one's gonna care / if you
don't call them when you said / and he's not coming round tonight / to try and talk you into bed /
and all those stupid little things / they ain't working / oh they aren't working at all / Oh well I saw you
/ at the doctor's / waiting for a test / You tried to look like some kind of heiress / but your face is
such a mess / And now you're going / to a party / and you're leaving / on your own / Oh I'm sorry /
but didn't you say / that things go better with a little bit of razzamatazz? / Na na nana na na na... /
and now no-one's gonna care / if you don't call them when you said / and he's not coming round
tonight / to try and talk you into bed / Now it's half past ten in the evening / and you wish that you
were dead / `cos all those stupid little things / no they ain't working / oh they aren't working at all.
