We like driving on a Saturday night / past the Leisure Centre / left at the lights / Oh we don't look
for trouble / but if it comes we don't run / Looking out for trouble / is what we call fun / Hey you /
you in the Jesus sandals / wouldn't you like to / come over and watch some vandals / smashing up
someone's home? / We can't help it we're so thick we can't think / can't think of anything / but shit,
sleep and drink / Oh and we like women / "Up the women!" we say / and if we get lucky / yeah we
might even meet some one day / Oh you / you in the Jesus sandals / wouldn't you like to / come
over and watch some vandals / smashing up someone's home? / Mister / we just want your car /
`cos we're taking a girl / to the reservoir / Oh all the papers say / that it's a tragedy / but don't you
want to come and see? / Hey! / Mister / we just want your car / `cos we're taking a girl / to the
reservoir / Oh all the papers say / that it's a tragedy / Mister / we just want your car / `cos we're
taking a girl / to the reservoir / Oh all the papers say / that it's a tragedy / but don't you want to
come and see? / Mister / we just want your car / `cos we're taking a girl / to the reservoir / Oh all
the papers say / that it's a tragedy.
