I spy a boy / I spy a girl / I spy the worst place / in the world / In the whole wide world / Oh, you
didn't do bad / you made it out / I'm still stuck here / Oh, but I'll get out / Oh yeah, I'll get out /
Can't you see a giant walks among you seeing through your petty lives? / Do you think I do these
things for real? I do these things just so I survive / And you know I will survive / It may look to the
untrained eye / I'm sitting on my arse all day / I'm biding time until I take you all on / My Lords and
Ladies / I will prevail / I cannot fail / `Cause I spy / Oh I've got your number, taken notes, I know
the way your minds work; I have studied / And your minds are just the same as mine except that
you are clever swines; you never let your mask slip / You never admit to it, you're never hurried /
Oh no, no, no / And every night I hone my plan / how I will get my satisfaction / how I will blow
your paradise away / Away / Away / `Cause I spy / It's just like in the old days / I used to compose
me own critical notices in my head / "The crowd gasp at Cocker's masterful control of the bicycle /
skillfully avoiding the dog turd outside the corner shop." / Imagining a blue plaque / above the first
place I ever touched a girl's chest / But hold on / you've got to wait / for the best / You see you
should take me seriously / very seriously indeed / `Cause I've been sleeping with your wife for the
past sixteen weeks / Smoking your cigarettes / drinking your brandy / messing up the bed that you
chose together / And all that time / I just wanted you to come home unexpectedly one afternoon /
and catch us at it / in the front room / You see, I spy / for a living / and I specialise / in revenge / on
taking the things / I know will cause you pain / I can't help it: / I was dragged up / My favourite
parks are car parks / Grass is something you smoke / Birds are something you shag / Take your
Year In Provence / and shove it / up your arse / Your Ladbroke Grove looks turn me on, yeah /
With roach burns in designer dresses / skin stretched tight over high cheek-bones / and thousands
of tiny dryness lines / beating a path to the corners of your eyes / And every night I hatch my plan /
it's not a case of woman v man / it's more a case of haves against haven'ts / and I just happen / to
have got what you need / just exactly what you need, yeah / La la lala la la la la lala / In the midnight
hour / La la lala la la la la lala / I will come to you / I will come to you / I will take you from this
sickness / Dinner parties and champagne / I'll hold your body / and make it sing again / Come on,
sing again / let's sing again / Oh yeah / `Cause I spy / I spy / I spy a boy / I spy a girl / I spy a
chance / to change the world / To change your world.
